nextyearsgirl:

"Agree to disagree" is white guy speak for "I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me."

THIS WILL NEVER STOP BUMMING ME OUT BECAUSE IT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN “MY WORLDVIEW HAS EXPANDED TO INCLUDE YOURS” BUT IT NEVER EVER DOES.

crowthis:

no, i love it when guys follow along in a car when i’m on foot, just going about my business!! i mean, who doesn’t love a few good pumps from the ol adrenal gland- nothing threatening about anonymous swilldicks at the wheel of 4,000 lbs of danger!! please, follow me into my neighborhood!! i really like your initiative!! i’m definitely feeling the possibility we could be boyfriend girlfriend!!!

unicornshirtdays:

jurynelson:

lauraduck:

the last time amelia was on skype she said ‘i’m going to go get potatoes maybe’ and left and didn’t get back on for almost a month

well did she get potatoes?

She says she doesn’t remember but she hopes so 

i hope so too.